bumbleshark:

dirtgay:

bumbleshark:

dirtgay:

Hey you fucking bottoms

yeah? the hell you want?

Just… a bottom of my own 😔

wlddj715:

MIKU (2018)

harryedward:

harryedward:

men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. yeah i came to the wrong house 

i posted this on twitter and some guy sent me his address

tragicrambo:

niggazinmoscow:

Umm step 5 is some new shit

step 5?

Originally posted by dxamaged

dancingismycupoftea:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

I’m not sorry.

I love all of these can we start using them?

jsunny00:

michaxl:

she wears short shorts
i wear pant pants

wumblr:

before-i-change-my-mind:

y'all 99% of the time: why is everything on the news negative?? news channels should report positive news too!

y'all today: how dare they focus so much reporting on the royal wedding for one (1) day, don’t they care about all the IMPORTANT things going WRONG

when i say i want positive news i mean like … “species brought back from the brink of extinction in 2018” … “teen genius invents new ocean filtration system to remove microplastics” … “jeff bezos found dead in miami” … “nerds discover weird pattern in prime numbers”

not like “imperialists spend 300 million on wedding party”

hashememe:

cobaltdays:

quisps:

deer are horse if they were twinks

why does this make sense,,.?,.????

Moose are horse if they were bears

thecoranimal:

sleepvtea:

brutol:

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

We really gotta be disgustingly cruel to men to make them even consider we dont like them. Smh some world